I've got a whole city to hold down

July 27, 2005

Lolla '06?

Greg Kot in today's Trib:
In the next few weeks, Capital Sports and Entertainment executives will be meeting with city officials to review last weekend's events and potentially lay the groundwork for Lollapalooza 2006.
... On Sunday, executive producer Charlie Jones toured the festival site in Hutchinson Field south of Buckingham Fountain and outlined plans to expand Lollapalooza north of the city landmark next year. Earlier in the day, he had discussions with the Dave Matthews Band's management; it's a good bet the headlining slot at next year's festival was a topic.
Wait a second.

Dave motherfreaking Matthews next year?

The professional poo-dumper?

Maybe they could change next year's slogan to "Lollapalooza 2006: And you thought last year was shitty."

Or "Lollapalooza Returns: Chad and Trixie's Excellent Adventure."

If it happens, I will have just three words: Beat. The. Traffic.