I've got a whole city to hold down

August 27, 2004

Cuppa joe and two playa doughnuts, please

Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, the self-proclaimed ex-pimp and certified friend of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee, is reportedly set open a bakery. Here in Chicago. For the benefit of a reality TV series.

The establishment will specialize in "making different kinds of exotic cakes, doughnuts and things like that," Mr. Juan told something called "We're going to have some pimp doughnuts and playa doughnuts. We wanna cater for the needs of all the playas."

But wait, there's more.

"We're gonna have a DJ there so, in the morning, when you come to work, you can stop and get you some coffee and some fresh doughnuts and enjoy some good ol' steppin' music. I mean, the bakery is gonna be the place to be, daily."