I've got a whole city to hold down

August 31, 2004

Achtung - Stampeding Wilcolytes

Some say the most dangerous place in Chicago is between Jesse Jackson and a TV camera.

We say it's between Jefftweedyphiles and their computers when Wilco tix go on sale.

Thus, with the unveiling of two Auditorium Theatre gigs for the godhead couchrock quartet (Oct. 29 and 30), we're raising the Panicked Wilcolyte Threat Level to fuchsia.

Be careful out there.